Mediæval Fun and Frolics
You call me 'Your Worship' again and I'll show you my embonpoint
Another Little Egypt Masterclass

(or "As fête would have it")

Witham
25 June 2011

They must have liked us last year as they invited us again to their Mediæval Fayre.

 
Wot? No jousting?  I like the cut of their jib
		 

The organisers at St Nicholas Church Witham, handily placed right next door to a pub selling decent beer (alongside Gr***e K**g), put on a marvellous traditional fete with costumes including a fully kitted out Knight, stalls selling everything from cakes for Squire to plants for Alasdair, and a variety of entertainment.

 
Sell that to Birdseye and call it a cod-piece  Our public awaits 

There was a jazz band, a brass band, a childrens' dance group and of course us.

It's clearly a very popular event in Witham with queues of people stretching literally hundreds of yards just before the gates were opened.

 
It's ok; a quick 'Hey Nonny Nonny' fools anyone  Looking wistful is a good idea, too 

The street had been closed for the occasion with members of the local Constabulary on hand to make sure motorists didn't get through, but we hadn't planned on an unscheduled interruption of our first dance by an ambulance.
Some of the men who are not quite as fast on their feet as they once were might well have needed it but for the skilful driving of the paramedic in charge.

 
When I move my hand, bang it  What do you mean 'They've sent us our own ER team'? 

A carefully constructed straw bale grandstand meant that members of the public had a fine view of the mens' footwork but that didn't put them off in the slightest and rousing cheers and applause greeted the end of each dance.

 
'A load of bales'  'They are, aren't they' 

There are fêtes and fêtes and this one is among the best.
Let's hope they ask us back again in 2012.

Watch this space!

 
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